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tsarcasm:

where do they keep finding these people

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when someone tells me its their birthday

waitressprobs:

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when I make up stories to my tables to try and get bigger tips

waitressprobs:

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waitressprobs: When my table complains about a long wait

waitressprobs:

When my table complains about a long wait

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wanderingwaitress:

Can we talk about that one customer who does that little hand wave-y thing at you and expects you to know exactly what they need?

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wanderingwaitress:

When I only have one table

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still good? anything else I can do? please?

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angelinhightops:

ifihadthewords:

ask-sifu-toph:

theblackship:

d0cpr0fess0r:

snestastic:

nintendonut1:

500daysofevilexes:

I have been looking for this gifset my entire life.

Seriously the funniest moment of Toy Story. 

i think i’ve reblogged this before but who cares i love it

This movie is 17 years old and this scene is still funny.

this will never not be funny.

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gettin real tired of your shit

dear lord

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